A man goes to a fancy dress party just in his underpants. A bloke opens the door and says to him, "Sorry mate, this is a fancy dress party".
He says, "I know, I'm a premature ejaculation." So the bloke says, "What do you mean"?
He says, "I've come in my pants"!
2007-01-20 12:44:13 · 18 answers · asked by brainyandy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pmsl, you got me, haha.
2007-01-20 12:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a minute there, before I got to the end, I thought the man was going to say " I ain't got no fancy dress!"
2007-01-20 13:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! 10/10
2007-01-20 13:06:38 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-28 08:46:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uhh wat?tht makes no sence!
wats a bloke?
2007-01-20 13:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
and his mate followed him with condom on nose and he said to the doorman when asked what he'd come as fxxk knows
2007-01-20 21:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by joethedog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, it's kind of lame
2007-01-20 12:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats awesome. you my friend are a genius. brilliant kudos
2007-01-20 13:04:14 · answer #8 · answered by ADS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol
2007-01-20 12:46:39 · answer #9 · answered by prepx3 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever lol
2007-01-20 13:10:39 · answer #10 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋