Chuck Norris, won't even need a gun.
2007-01-20 12:34:31 · 13 answers · asked by D.O... 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
2007-01-20 13:01:10 · answer #1 · answered by asclepeus1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do agree people are getting way to hyped up on how good chuck norris is. chuck norris this, chuck norris that it get annoying. but for all you who dont know, chuck norris was actually in the army and was the guy sent to chase down the gooks through the tunnels and stuff, so he actually had it pretty hard.
2007-01-20 22:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by Jd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The fighting would stop. Here's why:
Chuck Norris would help both sides realize that they have something in common: Chuck Norris is hilarious. The two sides would lay down their arms and roll on the ground laughing.
2007-01-20 20:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by RolloverResistance 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all...Chuck Norris is now an old man with all the old aches and pains.
Second...he is an actor and not a true fighter. Bullets can travel faster than old Chucky and so can most of the younger guys.
Chucky is all make believe.
2007-01-20 20:44:32 · answer #4 · answered by spider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Chuck Norris is really an alien in disguise. And if we were to fight aliens then it would be against war rules.
2007-01-20 20:44:45 · answer #5 · answered by mr meat puppet 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is dumb and i'm sick of hearing people esspecially "way to proud to be a texan" people getting a hard-on from him. get over hes a washed up actor.
2007-01-20 20:43:38 · answer #6 · answered by Windowlicker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes without a doubt. Pray to Walker and Texas Ranger
2007-01-20 23:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by saunders_md 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah when he jumps in the ocean he doesn't get wet the ocean gets chuck norrised
2007-01-20 20:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by thug_nasty67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do realize that all those movies were scripted and I'm sure lots of those he "beat" in the movies could probably kick his butt?
2007-01-20 20:39:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you are kidding. I could take him out. Seriously. Hes nothing.
2007-01-20 20:53:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋