I used to work at in a kitchen where we would tell jokes all day until we knew just about every current joke, so, we resorted to just the punchlines......so, no jokes, just the punchlines.....it'll be funny..I'll start : "Hey! thats not a duck!!"
2007-01-20 11:48:53 · 10 answers · asked by paradigm 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was no lady mister...that was my wife!
2007-01-20 11:55:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blond going through a blinking red light.
Sorry if this offends people!!
2007-01-20 19:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by jdzoschke2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was charged with making an obscene clone fall.
2007-01-20 19:54:09 · answer #3 · answered by Squirrley Temple 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You all are amazing.... well here is one...
*laughingly*I stepped outside of the circle when you weren't looking!
and
That is no cucumber...
2007-01-20 19:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by sherbert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Regarding the cook: “Who knows where those hands have been!”
2007-01-20 20:04:14 · answer #5 · answered by blooutflash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, bud, why the long face?
2007-01-20 19:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by J.R. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor!"
"remember the alamo!" then pushes the mexican out.
"it looked so good, i ate it myself."
2007-01-20 20:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by stardogchampion2002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I SAID A 12 INCH PIANIST !!
2007-01-20 19:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that nice! (do you know the joke???)
2007-01-20 19:52:39 · answer #9 · answered by PariahMaterial 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Because it was dead!"
2007-01-20 20:12:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋