Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolley when they aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in house ware to go off at 5 minute intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code at pharmacy" ...and see what happens.
Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on hold.
Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
Set up a tent in the house ware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
2007-01-20 11:15:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
run up to a random couple, slap the boy, and say: why are you doing this to me?
(hint this is a good one, even if ur a guy)
2007-01-20 11:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny. 8/10. Crazy ideas!
2007-01-20 11:18:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny...even though there not worth getting kicked out a store for io just mite try the condom one
2007-01-20 11:32:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG Thats soo funny!! =D
2007-01-20 11:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! :D I don't exactly know why I would go to the supermarket out of boredom, though. :o
2007-01-20 11:18:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious,,!! I like "handling knives" part..
2007-01-20 11:20:12 · answer #6 · answered by Adis A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im gonna do the last one next time i go shopping
2007-01-20 11:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And then you can talk to security for a few hours......
2007-01-20 13:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, I've done a bunch of these before lol
2007-01-20 11:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by Rachel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have some nice ideas here lol
2007-01-20 11:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Emmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋