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"Why did you murder your husband with a bow and arrow", asked the police officer"?
"I had no choice Sir", replied the woman, "I didn't want to wake the Kids"!!!

2007-01-20 11:10:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

GOOD ONE TINKERBELL NASTY PIECE OF WORK THAT LADY 10/10

2007-01-20 20:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ever heard about divorces? that is equipped in really some places. If there are larger issues there is also some thing noted as the police. And if transferring away would not settle on the challenge because between the activities is a stalker who breaks into the abode, then and not in any respect earlier is there a valid reason to kill the offending party. otherwise, all of us can declare harassment ! that is somewhat too basic to apply as an excuse for killing one's mate. If the regulation approved this variety of excuse there's a lot extra killings occurring. As to someone who does kill a mate for the above causes, there is in user-friendly words man or woman who's conscious what's authentic or pretend - God. If she is judged innocuous or no longer, she'll get what she advantages by technique of God -- both eternal lack of existence, or a resurrection into Paradise. No human can absolve her of her sin -- if it turned right into a sin.

2016-12-02 19:38:02 · answer #2 · answered by rothberg 4 · 0 0

Silly. 8/10!

2007-01-20 11:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Wouldn't that be likely to wake the kids anyway? If she misses a vital area he's going to yell or fight her.

2007-01-20 11:15:50 · answer #4 · answered by Licca 2 · 1 0

Ooooooooooh! That is sooooooooooo bad.

2007-01-20 11:18:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

kind of funny but dry

2007-01-20 12:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Alicia 1 · 0 0

i thoght it was good
7/10

2007-01-20 11:17:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahaha
she needs to set her priorities!!!

2007-01-20 11:27:13 · answer #8 · answered by !!! 3 · 0 0

Sorry, not funny.

2007-01-20 11:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0 0

I don't get the funny. :o

2007-01-20 11:19:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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