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I was at the grocery and was waiting to check out. The woman standing in front of me was pregnant. Suddenly, she farted right in front of me. Have any of you ever seen this happen?

2007-01-20 11:08:39 · 11 answers · asked by el juggernauto c 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

What is the big deal, what are you perfect you never pass gas ,oh well i guess the rest of us are not perfect like you, if that is the worst that happens to you today count yourself lucky.

2007-01-20 11:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by carpathian3030 6 · 0 1

Yes this has happened to me while I was at home depot I was talking to this other woman about different wall colors and then all of a sudden she just exploded a giant fart... I sooooo didn't know what to do or say!! I just didn't say anything like it didn't happen and just kept talking I'm sooo glad I didn't burst out laughing.

But it is natural for pregnant women to experience un controlable all of a sudden flatulence

2007-01-20 19:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by Cammy 3 · 0 0

Not to me, lol.
However I have had a pregnant woman garb her stomach and wince in pain. I asked her if the baby was kicking.
She replied, "I have indigestion...........and I'm NOT pregnant!!"

oops, sorry.

2007-01-20 19:15:01 · answer #3 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 4 1

No. Thankfully!

2007-01-20 19:16:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Everyone farts, big deal!

Even Hillary Clinton farts...........but then again she is a fart!

2007-01-20 19:13:06 · answer #5 · answered by Eldude 6 · 3 1

hahaha that aint never happend to me before

2007-01-20 19:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by muzit 5 · 0 1

You should've yelled at her to embarrass her. LOL

2007-01-20 19:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

lol ha ha ha tough luck and no never had it happen

2007-01-20 19:11:37 · answer #8 · answered by kate315109 2 · 1 1

No. Can't say that I have. lol

2007-01-20 19:11:54 · answer #9 · answered by Fireman T 6 · 1 0

nope, sorry, never.

2007-01-20 19:12:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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