What gets longer when pulled,
fits between your ****,
inserts neatly in a hole and works best when pulled?????
A seatbelt you perverts!!!
it was off my m8 it made me laff anyway.
xxxxx
2007-01-20 11:08:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea i got that one last month, through my cell, i was in the supermarket and i read it and couldn't help but laugh really hard....
obviously i got stared at but i had a great laugh and i forwarded it onto my friends to give them the laugh also....
tell me if u like this one
It goes in dry,
It comes out wet,
The longer its in the better it gets
When it comes out it drips and sags,
Stop thinking it a dick.y,
It's a damn teabag
2007-01-20 12:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by annie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly.
2007-01-20 11:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
right this is one Please vote it as maximum suitable answer a guy had a poor pastime for baked beans, yet they constantly had a reasonably lively effect on him. After he met the lady of his objectives, he made the splendid sacrifice and gave them up; he could no longer think of subjecting his new spouse to his beastly emissions. On his birthday, his automobile broke down, so he called his spouse and instructed her he'd ought to stroll abode. He walked previous a eating place and the staggering aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. considering he grow to be nevertheless a pair of miles from abode, he figured he might desire to indulge, and then walk off any ill outcomes. So he had 3 extra suitable-large helpings of beans, and he "positioned-putted" each and each of how abode. His spouse met him on the door and looked fairly excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I even have the main superb marvel for you for dinner this night!” She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair on the top of the table, making him promise to no longer peek. At this component, he grow to be initiating to experience yet another one drawing close. in basic terms as she grow to be approximately to get rid of the blindfold, the telephone rang and he or she went to reply to it. whilst she grow to be long gone, he seized the possibility. He shifted his weight to a minimum of one leg and enable pass. It grow to be no longer purely loud, yet ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his serviette and fanned the air approximately him. He had in basic terms began to experience extra advantageous, while yet another urge got here on. This one looked like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his hands, to clean the air. yet yet another one snuck out, and the abode windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flora on the table have been ineffective. while he heard his spouse ending her communique, he smartly laid his serviette on his lap and folded his palms on staggering of it. He grow to be the image of innocence while she walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked on the dinner. He assured her he had no longer, so she bumped off the blindfold and yelled, "marvel!!!" To his marvel and horror, there have been twelve dinner visitors seated around the table for his marvel occasion.
2016-10-07 11:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by riesgo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good just shows how dirty minded i am then doesn't it 10/10
2007-01-20 11:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, it's great. 11/10
2007-01-20 11:31:45 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice joke
2007-01-20 11:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by Emmy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2007-01-20 11:12:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah shows where my mind is
2007-01-20 11:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, i was thinking wrong.
2007-01-20 11:11:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh oh you got me lol!! good one!
2007-01-20 11:25:50 · answer #10 · answered by susan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋