Q. How many REAL men does it take to change a light bulb?
A Real men don't mind the dark.
Q. What do you do if an elephant comes through your window?
A. Swim for it!
Tom is driving down a narrow country lane when he slows down to let another vehicle pass him going the other way. The other driver shouts 'Pig!' as he passes, Tom shouts back, 'Bastard!', then crashes into a pig.
2007-01-20 10:50:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
like it!!!!!
heres 1 4 u!
2 nuns driving down a road, they turn a cornor and stood in the middle of the road is a vampire! 1 of the nuns shouts " excuse me , would you mind moving out of the road please?" "that won't work" said the second! get out the car and show him your cross, he might move then!
so she gets out and shouts " GET OUT THE ******* WAY YOU BASTARD!!!"
2007-01-20 10:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by British & Proud Of It 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. 8/10.
2007-01-20 10:54:59 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are cool, the elephant one was the best one!
2007-01-20 12:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked number 3!!! the other two??? uh never mind.
2007-01-20 10:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Bellows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.
2007-01-20 10:53:50 · answer #5 · answered by iloveskulls8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they suck except for the last one it's funny
2007-01-20 10:57:13 · answer #6 · answered by plehaq 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old are you 6 ? they are three of the worst jokes...And i don't just mean today...I mean ever.
2007-01-20 10:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by Loo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny, but where's the question?
2007-01-20 10:59:51 · answer #8 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-20 23:39:26 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh.....need more heheh,.
2007-01-20 10:54:13 · answer #10 · answered by Fuzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋