2007-01-20 10:39:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
sweetly ask her if she has had sex before, if she ask you tell her no that you are a virgin & that you would like to expirience it, ask her to be your first, ask her to teach you how to please a woman.
Tell her that your a virgin & and you have beed diagnosed with a brain tumor, the operation is in a few days, that theres a chance you might not survive, so before the operation you would love to expirence what making love is.
when making out kiss her behind her ears, try to rub your hand gently on her vagina, it will make her juices flow which will make her horny
2007-01-20 10:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by jimineejavaa 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Firts of all, same night sex is never any good. But if you must insist, the best advice is find someone despearte and drunk. Most women or men who do not let their penises control their brain ever go for the gusto on the first night. How can you top that? Anticipation and buildup is so much better.
2007-01-20 19:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by fugutastic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her boy friend you'll get laid out immediately particularly if he is a boxer!
You might try your right hand too, it's cheap, quick, portable, reliable, doesn't answer back, doesn't complain if you want another one, and a Woman deserves better than one nighters like you ever deliver!
Alternatively I know a lady undertaker who is the most embalming kind of a gal you'll be permanently laid out!
2007-01-20 19:19:54 · answer #3 · answered by keithanthony0169 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go home with someone you know wants it as well. Tricking women into getting laid is NOT in your best interest.
2007-01-20 18:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by kira * 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Be amazingly attractive. Follow that up with being smart and charming. Add a pinch of humor and you're in like Flynn!
2007-01-20 18:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by oceanblue_007 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 things have worked for me.
Dont try to get laid... it happens.
Go out with tramps
2007-01-20 18:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by Lar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your kidding, right?
dial 1 800 Call Girl
2007-01-20 18:43:50 · answer #7 · answered by Janet 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dude, trannies are real easy. They're guys just like us so you can usually hit the same night.
2007-01-20 18:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
dress up nice
bring excellent flowers
comment on their styles/looks
be very nice
don't lie
give her a gift
then i think she'll like you
just look great
2007-01-20 18:45:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stick your hand in your pants and do it yourself. You don't deserve a woman/girl!
2007-01-20 19:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋