Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."
Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
2007-01-20 10:29:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahah lmao thats a good one
2007-01-20 10:32:59 · answer #1 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She would be having the affair with the jockey, you would need special equipment on the bed to lower the horse into the love position. Horses are generally not prone to mating with female humans unless the red rocket is coaxed out by hand, so the jockey may be getting the horse ready for it, but again with out some very expensive and elaborate equipment in the bedroom, I would be live that it was the Jockey.
2007-01-20 18:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! 8/10!
2007-01-20 18:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. nice 7/10
2007-01-20 18:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaa.. That's really funny..
2007-01-20 18:36:36 · answer #5 · answered by Adis A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah nice one
2007-01-20 18:56:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-01-20 18:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by White Shooting Star of HK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-20 18:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by pa625 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That was good
2007-01-20 18:48:32 · answer #9 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NAY, good one!
2007-01-20 19:01:51 · answer #10 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋