2007-01-20 10:28:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Tommy asks his dad?
why when spiders die do they lay on there back with there legs in the air.......
Tommy's dad answers, so god can take them to heaven.
Tommy says!
we are lucky then dad because yesterday mommy was laying on her back with her legs in the air shouting OH god I'm coming, only for the post man holding her down the god would have had her away.
2007-01-23 01:12:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few short ones :
Constipation is a thief of time but diarrhoea waits for no man!
You have 206 bones in your body, would you like one more?
What job did the blonde have at the M & M factory? Proof Reading.
Those pills you gave me are wonderful doctor except they make me walk like a crab.
That'll be the side effects then said the doc.
: )
2007-01-20 18:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What happened to the blue rock when Jim threw it into the Red Sea?
It got wet stupid.
2007-01-20 18:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
got a new job today at mr kiplings filling the tarts with cream, soz about that the old ones are the best
2007-01-20 19:03:19 · answer #4 · answered by n.hort@btinternet.com 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes if you think your brave to post them give us access to your email..
2007-01-20 18:49:18 · answer #5 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry none at the moment.!!!
2007-01-21 07:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you: do smell up dog?? ahh man i smell it!
other person:no
you: are you kidding you dont smell up dog??
other person:what is up dog?
you: oh nothing much you??
2007-01-20 18:35:38 · answer #7 · answered by football studd 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What is worse than a Crying baby?
Answer- Two crying babys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-20 18:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by XxXCutieXxX 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ARE U R THE IS R THE A THE IS A THE ARE IS THE VUN VUT VUN VUT??????????
2007-01-20 18:30:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋