Two blondes are walking down a road, one has a large sports bag.
1st blonde: "What have you got in that bag?"
2nd blonde: "Chickens."
1st blonde: "If I can guess how many chickens you've got in that bag, can I have one of them?"
2nd blonde: "If you can guess how many chickens I've got in this bag, you can have BOTH of them!!"
1st blonde: Well, I think you've got three."
2007-01-20 10:16:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha check out this one
a blonde is getting a haircut and the barber asks if he can take out the earphones she has in her ears. she says no and that it would kill her if he took them out. he started cutting but had to cut a part behind the earphones so he took them out and she dies. he listened to what was playing and heard: breathe in. breathe out...
2007-01-20 10:35:37 · answer #1 · answered by Joseph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
heres 1 4 u:
a blond goes into a wal-mart. she sees a wierd thing and she askes a employee "what is this?"
the employee says o u r a blond...ok this is a thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. the blond says o cool ill buy 1.
the next day she goes to work. her coworker is also a blond. the coworker comes in and says what is that thing. the 1st blond replies:u stupid its a thermos,it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. I brought myself a nice cup of coffee and a popsicle in it for after my shift.
2007-01-20 18:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by kittenlova 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly! 8/10!
2007-01-20 18:56:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am blonde and i made all A honor roll
2007-01-20 18:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehhehehehehe!!! I think thats a cracker!! Really hilarious!!!
2007-01-20 18:21:56 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaaa,,, I can't stop laughing... ^0^
2007-01-20 18:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by Adis A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-01-20 18:24:06 · answer #7 · answered by The Annoying Thing 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha!
thats a good one!
2007-01-20 18:19:57 · answer #8 · answered by SlipKnoT MaGGoT 666 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one.
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2007-01-20 19:24:25 · answer #9 · answered by NA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha,
2007-01-20 23:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋