men are like hardwood floors. lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them forever.
2007-01-20 09:53:27
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answer #1
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answered by practicalwizard 6
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I remember being given one years ago with a picture of a gorgeous buff guy in a pair of crisp tidy whities with a stomach like a washboard. The motto underneath read:
"A hard man is good to find"
Made me laugh at the time - mind you I was about 14 then.
2007-01-20 09:58:20
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answer #2
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answered by Daisy the cow 5
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women are like apples. the best ones are at the top of the tree whereas the rotten ones fall to the ground waiting to be picked up by lazy men. only the men who make the effort to get to the top get the best apples.
2007-01-20 09:49:58
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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When I married Mr Right
I didn't know his first name was Always
One day I'm going to diet,
the other 364 I'll eat what I feel like
I'm smiling because your my sister,
and laughing because there's nothing you can do about it
2007-01-20 12:23:45
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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have you been to spencers gifts? i wuld say not since that is the funniest thing you have seen. no offense, but i think a scrotum magnet that says "salty nuts" takes the cake.
2007-01-20 09:49:14
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answer #5
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answered by sobrien 6
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I used to have a magnet that was a toilet with a guy sitting on it if you pressed a button he farted and if you flushed the toliet it made the sound....It was pretty darn cool!!
2007-01-20 09:48:45
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answer #6
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answered by Lawyrn R. 1
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another guy one:
guys are like toilets. they're either taken or full of it!
(it wasn't really on a fridge magnet, i just read it somewhere and thought it was funny)
2007-01-20 09:49:08
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answer #7
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answered by xREDrawr 4
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A picture of Sean Connery with a gun from his James Bond days.
2007-01-20 09:47:24
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answer #8
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answered by Timothy S 3
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I don't have any funny fridge magnets.
2007-01-20 10:15:40
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answer #9
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answered by Me 2
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there's a magnet that shows one side with a complex switchboard, with lights and buttons, etc, labeled "women". on the other side is the label "men" with a single on/off switch.
2007-01-20 09:48:10
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answer #10
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answered by niwriffej 6
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