A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make hot steamy love.
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
2007-01-20 09:32:06 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so he is a prize guy not a wise guy 10/10
2007-01-20 09:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but a good one anyway!
2007-01-20 09:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by Great Eskape 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I have a prize too?
2007-01-20 09:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-20 23:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....shame on her I got one from the top shelf!
2007-01-20 12:46:48 · answer #5 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb, haven't heard that one before!
2007-01-20 09:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like your on form too!! LMAO
2007-01-20 12:57:34 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish i had got a prize
2007-01-20 09:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, bummer! Lol
2007-01-20 09:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a good one...
2007-01-20 09:41:18 · answer #10 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋