MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy some cat food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUT LADY: Hmmm...It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
2007-01-20 09:25:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lolx, what does the store policy say now?!
2007-01-20 09:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the funniest jokes i've ever heard!
HAHAHAHAHA
2007-01-20 11:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny
2007-01-20 15:51:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, heard it before but i laugh everytime :)
2007-01-20 09:31:12 · answer #4 · answered by love*pink 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was funny
2007-01-20 09:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Namaste 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol
2007-01-20 09:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by *Lisey* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i never heard dat one it was funny....nice one
2007-01-20 09:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, serves her right LOL
2007-01-20 09:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by singledad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋