2007-01-20 09:20:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A wood chuck or groundhog can not cut wood however he can cut the cheese , and I'm sure he blames it on Mrs.Beaver
2007-01-20 09:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not as much wood as a Chuck Norris could chuck, and a Chuck Norris CAN chuck wood. Very hard.
2007-01-20 17:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by Groucho Returns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-20 17:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
but the REAL question is, would the wood chuck WANT to chuck the wood?
2007-01-20 18:09:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ ҜẴŘ€Ŋ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2007-01-20 17:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by Joy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've answered this one before, I still think the woodchuck would chuck the amount of wood it's fed!
2007-01-20 17:24:01 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a wood chuck can't chuck wood
2007-01-20 17:23:35 · answer #7 · answered by pebbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends how much wood it wants to chuck!!
lol!
2007-01-20 17:24:39 · answer #8 · answered by funcutebeautiful 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but would a woodchuck chuck wood, even if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?
2007-01-20 17:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by rchlbsxy2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does chuck mean throw? Inconceivable. No opposable thumbs.
2007-01-20 17:25:26 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋