2007-01-20 09:08:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mamas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
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yo mamas so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice caus it said concentrate
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yo mamas so stupid she used a tampon for a grenade launcher
2007-01-20 09:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by justmenothinelse 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo Momma so poor, when I went to her house, I went in the front door and came out the back.
2007-01-20 11:59:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma is so ugly when she was born, her momma said, "What a treasure!" and the dad said, "Yeah, let's go bury her!!!
YO Momma's so poor, when some comes to her house, she says, "DING DONG!!!!!"
YO momma was wearing a sweater with a big fat X on it. She was so fat that helicopters tried landing on her.
2007-01-20 12:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl!
2. yo momma so stupid she starved in a grocery store
3. yo momma so stupid when she hears it's chili outside she gets a bowl
4. yo momma so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in ABC order
5. yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
6. yo momma so stuid she sold her car for gasoline money
7. yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
this is all i had time for
2007-01-20 09:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by Hαír Pεace Šmûrƒ Pεαce 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
2007-01-20 09:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by mountie218 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so stupid she voted for Bush?
2007-01-20 09:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by Air 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
You momma is so stupid that when she read this joke she gonna laugh
Cause this joke sux...
2007-01-20 09:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by Katie S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your momma so stupid she actually believed your dad when he said he was gonna pull out
2007-01-20 09:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales strted to sing we are family
2007-01-20 09:13:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yo momma so stupid she thought dickies were comdums for kids.
2007-01-20 09:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by Carolinii 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋