"The new Grand Canyon will be more ark friendly. Hey, you wanted a park..." said Bush. In another environmental set back President George W. Bush has ordered Grand Canyon National Park to stop estimating the age of the slopes because right wing evangelicals are offended easily by the knowledge others gain in their elementary school classrooms, park signs that claim that the canyon was formed by erosion over millions of years are to be replaced with signs saying "Noah Was Here."
2007-01-20 08:52:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i13188
2007-01-20 08:53:23 · update #1
I didn't vote for him!
2007-01-20 08:58:04 · update #2
I don't know where George Dubbleya keeps getting his brilliant ideas?
2007-01-20 10:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm easily happy that someone finally took the initiative to replace the "good estimate" of the Grand Canyon's age, which has been depending upon a defective idea for decades. The Grand Canyon change into shaped in a count number of hours or days about 4400 years in the past interior the months following the Noachian Flood. The Kaibab Uplift shaped a organic dam to a tremendous lake that stretched all the some time previous to Salt Lake city. the excellent Salt Lake is all this is left of this historic lake. you will see the former water line up on the mountainsides. there change right into a breach interior the Kaibab Uplift, which brought about this large volume of water to interrupt by potential of and carve out the Grand Canyon from the smooth sediment, that had already been layered in the course of the Flood from hydrologic sorting. (an identical variety of canyon formation might want to be considered around the Mt. St. Helens/Toutle River area.) The Colorado river began operating by potential of the Canyon in uncomplicated words after the Canyon were shaped. A sluggish, meandering river can not likely carve that a lot rock - in uncomplicated words quickly paced water can. also, the suitable of the canyon is larger than the position the river enters the canyon by potential of two,000 ft. Rivers do not pass uphill! all the geologic info factors to a short creation of the Canyon interior of a short era of time.
2016-10-17 02:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by carrilo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just like the book which showed evidence for the canyon being formed in a world-wide flood, (which was sold at the souveneir shop at the grand canyon), was taken off the shelves by a lawsuit filed by an angry family of atheists?
2007-01-20 08:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, Noah didn't see our Grand Canyon.
2007-01-20 08:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Noah was never in America
God Bless You
2007-01-20 08:56:26 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He swung by on his way to pick up the armadillo.
2007-01-20 08:56:49 · answer #6 · answered by Atlas 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there sin't proof that he was there. and if you fully read the bible and understand it, then you would have a real clue on it.
2007-01-20 08:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah Martinez 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋