GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats.
When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
2007-01-20 08:31:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You learn things everyday..in this case 13 things.
2007-01-20 08:36:19 · answer #1 · answered by Darso2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most of them are true! Lol
This would be my fav: If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Cheers =)
2007-01-20 08:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good observation... even if you have copied/pasted... I'll give you 9/10 for the truths which you just revealed..
2007-01-20 08:36:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true!! Very funny!! My favorite was the rocking chair/rollercoaster.
2007-01-20 08:47:06 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-01-20 08:38:52 · answer #5 · answered by margie c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoyed reading this :) Some of them are so true in my life!
2007-01-20 08:41:38 · answer #6 · answered by suzieq30aussie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah - I love it!
I even know the website that you got it from: http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/jokes.htm
LOL!
:)
2007-01-20 09:23:07 · answer #7 · answered by Dancer101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sh!ting ur pants is never a good idea
2007-01-20 08:35:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! good wise advice though.
2007-01-20 08:34:58 · answer #9 · answered by ╦╩╔╩╦ O.J. ╔╩╦╠═ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good!
2007-01-20 09:29:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋