A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country
lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the guy's lustful desire
rises to a peak.
He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I
really do need to pee." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies,
"OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge." She nods in agreement and disappears
behind the hedge.
As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her
voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his
animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and
touches her
leg.
He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with
great astonishment finds himself
gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.
He shouts in horror, "My God Mary have you changed your
sex?"
"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a sh.it
instead."
2007-01-20 08:20:57 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gross! Oh so gross! 8/10!
2007-01-20 08:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love jokes with an unexpected ending 10/10! lol
2007-01-20 13:05:23 · answer #2 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh brother i fell off my bloody seat and now i've got a sore throat imagine that in the pub when all are half cut
2007-01-28 02:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke.
2007-01-20 08:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, I will re tell that over a few lagers tonight, ya.
2007-01-20 08:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a load of cr@p ! haha
2007-01-20 08:25:41 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good 10/10
2007-01-20 08:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if a girl has got go, then a girl has got to go. No surprise in that is there?
2007-01-28 05:43:56 · answer #8 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-01-20 08:31:52 · answer #9 · answered by southernmuncher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's another good one bit stinky it really is toilet humour 10/10
2007-01-20 08:32:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant never seen it coming.
2007-01-26 02:05:54 · answer #11 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋