After 6 months at sea, I come home and go into the local brothel. I tell the madame that I need a woman, but I only have $5. She tells me to go down the hall and the room would be the last door on the right.
I enter the room and there is an old skanky woman chain smoking Pall Mall's as she is watching the Price is Right. She tells me to hop on and do my thing.I leave the room 5 minutes later, disgusted, but relieved.
I head back to the ship and that night I realize I got crabs!!! I storm back into the brothel the next day and yell at the madame, "The girl you gave me yesterday gave me crabs!!!"
The madame looks at me and says, "What were you expecting for five bucks, Lobster!!!"
2007-01-20 08:12:18 · 8 answers · asked by Mr Mojo Risin 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha lmao!!!!!!!
2007-01-20 08:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-20 08:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How lengthy become he in that room >? attempting income of doubt because you've somewhat one yet some thing in that room made him be completely concentrated on that room at the same time as your sis become lacking..nah,i might want to trust him or the hooker..that's her agency to lie besides. repeat customers and all. wish you chanced on your sister.
2016-12-02 19:24:02 · answer #3 · answered by gagliano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice fishing
2007-01-20 08:20:59 · answer #4 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!
an 11 frm me
2007-01-20 08:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a fishy joke!
2007-01-20 08:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
or a shark perhaps!!
2007-01-20 08:23:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
2007-01-20 08:21:22 · answer #8 · answered by Hawkeye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋