A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman."
"What's wrong with that?" asks the young man.
Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunch time she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favourite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me oral sex, the best an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship. Why are you crying?"
The senile old man answers, again through his tears, "I forgot where I live."
2007-01-20 08:02:48 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol lol very funny x
2007-01-20 08:06:21 · answer #1 · answered by rachealuk 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahah... and his ex wife is on the next bench talking about her new 20 year old love. You know... 20 goes into 60 a h.ell of a lot more times than 60 goes into 20. ;-)
2007-01-20 08:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by Nunya M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not a joke, its a true story. I am still sitting on the park bench with my laptop, oh where do I live, I feel randy.
2007-01-20 08:09:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
See, this is why everyone over 65 should be killed off. Idiots don't even know their own names.
Seriously though, great joke.
2007-01-20 08:06:37 · answer #4 · answered by Moogle K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i ever found my house i would have a piece of paper with me of were i lived
2007-01-20 08:13:16 · answer #5 · answered by crawlingman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one...thanks for the chuckle....
2007-01-20 08:06:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Brilliant
2007-01-20 08:21:39 · answer #7 · answered by Hunny bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one........I think I would cry too
2007-01-20 08:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by dymond 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha good one i was wondering where this was going
2007-01-20 08:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you mind if I use that one ?
2007-01-20 08:10:46 · answer #10 · answered by Fortytipper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋