buckets. He walks up to porch where an old man is in his rocker.
"Good morning," says the young man.
"Howdy," says the old fella.
"I see you have milk weed growing behind the barn. Do mind if I get some milk?"
The old fella laughed, "You can't get milk from milk weeds. But, help yourself."
The young man walks into the field and comes back carrying 2 buckets of milk. The old fella thinks, "Well I'll be."
The man drives away, but comes back the next day. He approaches the old fella with 2 more buckets and says, "Well, I see you have some honeysuckles growing behind the house. Do you mind if I get some honey?"
The old man laughs, "You can't get honey from honeysuckles, but go help yourself.
The man comes back carrying 2 buckets of honey. The old man says, "Well, I'll be."
The man drives away and comes back the next day. He approaches the porch and asks, "I see you have some pussywillows..."
The old man cuts him off as he bolts from his chair, "Let me put my shoes on."
2007-01-20 07:55:36 · 13 answers · asked by Mr Mojo Risin 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. That a new fresh one. 10/10. This joke deserves some hugs and kisses. xoxoxox
2007-01-20 08:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol good one
ps thanx for the 2 pts
2007-01-20 08:02:54 · answer #2 · answered by RandiCandi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very NIce
2007-01-20 08:01:47 · answer #3 · answered by Fortytipper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha omg i didnt get it out first but wow!! i literally laughed out loud. haha!!
2007-01-20 07:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by brookbabe90 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!
2007-01-20 08:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by nova30180 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats real funny i loved it
2007-01-20 07:59:21 · answer #6 · answered by boys just come & go like seasons 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe hewewwwww
2007-01-20 08:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by Tarek D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Good one. :D
2007-01-20 07:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the old man wants his pus*sy
2007-01-20 08:00:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 'un 10/10.
2007-01-20 07:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by tourist 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋