If they take the Bible literally, why don't they cut off their 'offending' hands like Jesus warned them. Or is the bible only literal when Luther/Calvin says so; hence they are WORSHIPPING anti-semitic heretics?
2007-01-20 07:50:46 · 8 answers · asked by Jerusalem Delivered 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I EAT Jesus Mushrooms, and smoke Jesus pot.
2007-01-20 07:53:27 · answer #1 · answered by Prophet ENSLAVEMENTALITY (pbuh) 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
They try to grow long hair like Jesus but just end up with Mullets. Rednecks don't know when to give up.....hence the beer bellies and trailers full of kids.
2007-01-20 15:57:42 · answer #2 · answered by MIA24/7 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I've heard Jesus mushrooms are addictive.
2007-01-20 17:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
geeees ....... heavy.......think the words in the bible are what you read and can say what you want them to say why don't you move away from the bible belt sure its been misinterpreted could be brain washing no matter were you go but think your mixing with wrong company and your angry ,,step back ...big breath ..think again
2007-01-23 20:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by bobonumpty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kind of like what Calvin said.
2007-01-24 15:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by ccrider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say a lot of you had better repent and accept Jesus Christ before it is too late.
2007-01-20 16:01:12 · answer #6 · answered by Franklin K 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Preach it, sister.
2007-01-20 15:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
your stupid
2007-01-20 15:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋