TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
2007-01-20 07:48:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
l0l those jokes are hella funny. the second one cracked me up the most
2007-01-20 07:56:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The washingtone one cracked me up.
2007-01-20 07:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by some teenager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..the last 2 were my favorites =)
2007-01-20 07:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mr Mojo Risin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cute. I like it.
2007-01-20 08:05:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny
2007-01-20 07:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by *NuBCaKe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were really cute it was funny
2007-01-20 08:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by boys just come & go like seasons 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL .^_^.
they are all funny...... nice ones you got there...
2007-01-20 07:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very funny!
2007-01-20 08:16:53 · answer #8 · answered by shelthefox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol they're cute.
2007-01-20 07:53:27 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stuff
2007-01-20 07:55:12 · answer #10 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋