Can you tell me a story about a giant ball of cheese?

Question

Go on tell me a cheese story. Let's see who has some imagination...or who has a strange life...

Answer 1

Once there was a giant ball of cheese who lived in the mountains above the town of Velveetaville. Unfortunately, Gilbert the Giant Cheese Ball was very, very, very, very VERY clumsy.

Did I mention that Gilbert was clumsy?

One day, on his way to buy some rutabagas and prune whip down in Velveetaville, Gilbert tripped over a Diet Code Red can left there by slovenly goatherds. Down the mountain he tumbled, head over little size 19 and 1/2 Reeboks. . .

. . .and landed right on top of Velveetaville's town hall. Needless to say, both Gilbert and the Gothic Revival gun turrets were somewhat worse for the wear.

The mayor, who had been giving another dull political speech, swallowed a large hunk of Gilbert's cheddary spleen and said, "Hey, I think I know how we can pay for the repairs!"

And so it was. Year after year, boxed hunks of Gilbert's carcass were sold and turned into various culinary delights in the surrounding villages. And gradually, the town of Velveetaville prospered and the turrets of Town Hall gleamed proudly once more.

And the moral of this story is: Anybody can be Mayor, but it takes a real cheeseball to be a fund raiser!

Answer 2

Would you prefer a bedtime story or a princess cheese story?

Answer 3

(Please don't close down this question! I have the most excellent story, I just don't have time to write it right now. Trust me, you'll see. The best cheese story ever.)

Answer 4

i met dom delouis once, he was like a giant ball of cheese...

Answer 5

What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho Cheese.

Answer 6

I had some but my kids went and EDAM all the GOUDA ones