There was this blonde who always wanted a chance to ride a horse. Finally she got a chance. she went out to the corral and, looking over the choices, picked out the biggest most beautiful one of all.
as soon as she got in the saddle, BAM! the horse took off like all of hades was after it. The blonde wasn't set yet, and started screaming as she slid down the side of the horse. HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she screamed, as her hold kept slipping closer and closer to the pounding hooves "I know" she said, "I'll jump clear", but when she jumped, her foot got caught in the saddle straps and was draged by the runaway horse, her head struck the ground repeatedly, and she couldn't get back up. Just as she was about to pass out,................
the worried Wal-Mart clerk hurriedly rushed out and unplugged the horse.
2007-01-20 07:23:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!!
*Gave u a star 4 that!!
2007-01-20 07:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before, but the blond was on a carousal. Still hilarious! Star!
2007-01-20 07:35:06 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ BuffaloGirl ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO! Hilarious.
2007-01-20 07:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by PAC ♥Kat R.I.P. Benoit :( 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
class
2007-01-20 07:31:13 · answer #4 · answered by babiafc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, but all blonde jokes are predictable, i guessed it from the beggining
2007-01-20 07:46:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah lol
2007-01-20 07:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by footballguy0987 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarious!!!
2007-01-20 07:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Mojo Risin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHLOLOLOL!
2007-01-20 09:43:15 · answer #8 · answered by s_lopez_2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋