Will you pucker up?

Question

I often hear religious people who inform that I should be religion X because if I am not, I might be wrong and I might burn in a lake of molten sulfur forever.

Tell me, if I suggest that I have all powerful friends who will torture you forever, will you automatically kiss my *** out of fear and intimidation? Would you even calmly ask for proof that my all-powerful friends both exist and are actually friends? Seriously, any good mob boss knows to have his largest, best-armed men right beside him when he goes in to shake down the local Starbucks.

My heavies happen to be even larger than yours. And even more invisible, so you won't even see them coming! Boo!

The question is: how much fear do you feel?

Answer 1

Think you're pretty tough, don't you? Won't cave to the threats and intimidation routine? No problem.

Time to initialize Plan B:

Jesus loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life. Believe what we tell you and do what you're told and you'll get eternal life in heaven and get to sing hymns and psalms and frolic with the angels in blissful peace forever and ever amen.

NOW DO YOU BELIEVE, YOU BAST@RD?

Answer 2

Jehovah's Witness don't teach, or promise you that. What they will promise you is that:

You will be taught to same as everyone else and be a legal minister when your ready;

You can come up to hold any position in the organization, even on the Governing Board in Brooklyn, as there are no elitists who receive their positions based on donations;

You will not be handed a plate and watched to see how much money you place in it;

If you receive the Holy Spirit and are Born Again, you will not hold any special position, but find that you will only want to serve others;

If you are of the “other sheep not of this fold” life after Armageddon will not be easy. The last vestiges of this old system will need to be torn down and a New Paradise Earth built. This will take about 1000 years, after which you may head out into the universe to explore and possibly terraform other planets.

If you choose just to live your life for the now and not for the promise of later, than yes, you will go to Hell, just as Christ did, but you will note that he didn’t burn there and could do nothing there until his resurrection. The Bible says that when the body dies, so does the soul, or blood. As for the spirit of life, it is shared all forms of life, none being greater than the other. So, what is tortured forever? When you die, data that makes up your life experiences is either recorded in the Book of Life or not.

Answer 3

Absolutely none.

I have faith in the God of heaven and His Son Jesus the Christ.
I fear nothing.
If God is with me, who can be against me.

I do not even fear death, for to be absent from the body is to be in heaven with the Lord.

If someone came into my house today and said deny Christ or I will kill you, I would not deny Christ.
It is better to be dead than to live on this earth without the Lord.

grace2u

Answer 4

I would not care if you had an army of powerfull "heavies" beating on my door. I have the power of God on my side. I fear nothing. I welcome you to try and battle me. Not only am I bigger, stronger and better trained than you, I am a child of the KING and your are just a confused child.

Answer 5

none. But people rant about Christians cramming their beliefs down their throats. This proves that it works both ways

Answer 6

Nothing. Im more scared then lizards.

Answer 7

LMAO, thanx.