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Number of physicians in the U.S. 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year 120,000
Accidental deaths per physician 0.171

Number of gun owners in the U.S. 80,000,000
Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups) 1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner 0.0000188

Therefore, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Scary, huh?

2007-01-20 06:59:17 · 9 answers · asked by punchy333 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

i always hated to go doctors...and their shots

2007-01-20 07:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 0 0

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2016-12-02 19:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

That's really scary. I never thought of it that way before. It's good to know. It's weird to think about doctors as killers. They can save life's but they can also take life's away just as easy.

2007-01-20 07:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0 0

Next time on
appointment with a doc take a gun with you
according to stat can raise your life expectancy..

Who cares about the doc..

2007-01-20 09:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by babu 2 · 0 0

And if I see a doctor with a gun, I'm toast, right?

2007-01-20 07:09:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have 6 doctors. I'm never leaving the house again.......without my gun.

2007-01-20 07:05:04 · answer #6 · answered by S 1 · 1 0

if gun start work like doctors , no one will left

2007-01-20 07:06:51 · answer #7 · answered by nek k 1 · 1 0

yes that is very scary, and now I'm scared to go to the doctor.

2007-01-20 07:05:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

and we pay them to kill us thats even funnier

2007-01-20 07:08:28 · answer #9 · answered by just bored 2 · 1 0

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