A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in.
She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries?
2007-01-20 06:38:32 · 15 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ... okay , nice one .. heres a similar one :
old lady bought a vibrator form the sex shop .... few hours later , she came back to the shop trembling ...
shop assistant : whats wrong lady ?
old lady ( still shaking n trembling ) : how do u switch that thing off ?
2007-01-23 20:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by Trish S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5/10.
2007-01-20 06:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people get a buzz from jokes like this!
2007-01-20 06:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by Modern Major General 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny. 6/10!
2007-01-20 06:50:33 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
must have been sucked in wow good joke 10/10
2007-01-20 07:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No funny, with very Witty, something a gynea would joke about...
2007-01-20 06:46:47 · answer #6 · answered by Thobie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tink, i`ll send some new batteries in the post, ok?
i think you need them hahahahahahahahaha
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2007-01-20 06:49:13 · answer #7 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah!!! not that funny
and everyone that answers that it was funny is either about 10 or 11 years of age or just suck butting!!!
2007-01-20 06:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully with either ever ready or energiser ones ! haha
2007-01-20 07:04:37 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2007-01-20 06:43:21 · answer #10 · answered by truckiechicken 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋