It hurts quite a bit, and I havent got a plaster big enought to cover it.
2007-01-20 06:22:34 · 40 answers · asked by jeffers 2 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ Skin Conditions
pull yourself together man, and thank god for giving us all an emergency spare drinking arm
2007-01-20 06:26:50 · answer #1 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You seem to have coped pretty well. Learned to type with your toes already; able to open the medicine cabinet with your teeth to check for plasters; and not rolling around on the floor in agony like a lesser person would. Well done.
2007-01-20 06:28:39 · answer #2 · answered by MrPete 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The lack of details is perfect example how you have turned yourself in a ridicule towards the oth other answerers.
I must say I did laugh quite a bit with their answers----not your question as I am giving you the benefit of the doubt that your question may be genuine ,but wrongly worded.
2007-01-22 07:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever watch Predator 2 where the alien creature got his arm cut off by Danny Glover with that disc cutting gadget. Then coz predator was bleeding he used his alien remedies to paste up his cut off arm to stop the neon green blood from oozing.
2007-01-23 02:28:54 · answer #4 · answered by Mongrawl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a similar problem last night, or I thought I had.
This morning my wife asked me what I had been up to and told me I had come home legless last night, but the legs were still there and attached in the morning, so they must have found their own way home.
Dont worry about it , with a bit of practice you will be able to lift your pint with the other one.
2007-01-20 06:34:52 · answer #5 · answered by budding author 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My ex wife swears by Chinese Tiger Balm. Rub a bit on and I bet you wake up with it fully grown back in the morning.
2007-01-20 06:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, methinks someone has been watching too much "Prison Break." Pack it in a cooler and get yourself to a doctor.
2007-01-20 07:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by Athene1710 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick it up, and swat yourself over the head with it as punishment for posting this question in the Skin Conditions category.
2007-01-20 06:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take it with you to the hospital and maybe the Wizard of Oz can sew it back on.
2007-01-20 06:30:12 · answer #9 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut the hand off and use it as an ashtray. the rest makes a good dog chew.
2007-01-20 06:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋