Father And Son Talk
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and “realistically.”
“Easy,” says his father. “First, ask Mom if she’d sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.”
The boy runs off, then comes back and says, “She said yes.”
“Now go ask your sister the same question,” advises the father.
Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, “She said yes.”
“So, potentially, we’re sitting on two million dollars,” replies the father. “But, realistically, we’re living with a pair of whores.”
2007-01-20 06:00:41 · 8 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you made that up then you need to be a comedian! That was sooooo unbelievably hilarious and if you don't mind I'm telling this one to the husband... lol
2007-01-20 06:20:55 · answer #1 · answered by .j,kjhgd,jghf 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a very funny one. And potentially America would have been the most loved country in the because of its natural, material and human endowments and today realistilly America is a country hated by so many all because they couldnt strike a proper balance in world politics all because their selfish politicains see it differently from their citizens.
2007-01-20 14:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by MAFOKOCHIZHI 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude that is pretty funny... But wow, i never knowned a dad to call his wife and his daughter a whore..
2007-01-20 14:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by A.C. 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A good joke!
2007-01-20 14:03:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny.
2007-01-20 14:13:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..GOOF JOKE!! VERY ORiGiNAL!!
2007-01-20 14:04:28 · answer #6 · answered by sammi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-01-20 14:04:24 · answer #7 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny LOL!!!!!!
2007-01-20 14:04:57 · answer #8 · answered by baby_doll_o1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋