There was two brothers. John and Joe. John's on vacation and Joe is house sitting for John. John calls Joe and asks him how his cat is doing. Joe says "Your cat dies." John says "Man, you can't just tell me that over the phone. You have to break it to me gently. Like the first time I call say the cats on the roof chasing a bird. The second time I call say the cat fell off the roof and I took him to the vet. Third time I call say the vet said it's not looking good for the cat. Fourth time I call say he died peacefully in his sleep." So, Joe says "OK." John asks "Hows Grandma?" Joe answers "She's on the roof chasing a bird."
2007-01-20 05:58:09 · 31 answers · asked by PAC ♥Kat R.I.P. Benoit :( 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's soooooooooo funny Lmfao :)
2007-01-20 06:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Mandy♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny. Kinda cute. Nothing better than a good clean joke. thank u
2007-01-20 06:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by shania3949 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mam, thats the corniest joke I've ever heard in all my life. You need to get a life. You pinhead
2007-01-20 06:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by Michael C 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
john joe john joe.
and to think humorists can come up with better names
2007-01-20 06:00:24 · answer #4 · answered by ___________ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it but change it to john and Bob.
2007-01-20 06:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by Jon N 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh.....crapadoodle! Yes, heard it but still good the next time.
2007-01-20 06:02:14 · answer #6 · answered by sinned 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny enough. Poor grandma...
2007-01-20 06:01:51 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A good one!
2007-01-20 06:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ignore the other people who hate your jokes and keep spreding smiles with your jokes! =)
2007-01-20 06:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not funny but makes you laugh.
2007-01-20 06:01:06 · answer #10 · answered by Lost in Austen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋