They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''
''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''
''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''
2007-01-20 05:33:11 · 15 answers · asked by Mickey Corleone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
That is a really good joke. The best one I've heard all day. :-)
2007-01-20 05:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-01-20 05:40:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, got my chuckle muscles going again!
2007-01-20 13:32:15 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. I wish I was there for that one. I miss all the good stuff.
2007-01-20 05:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I come from a time when smack and crack was something you got from your parents and fanny was a woman's name.
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2007-01-20 05:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by froggerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! This is a hilarious joke!
2007-01-20 05:43:51 · answer #6 · answered by irock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats actually quite funny
2007-01-20 05:44:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ,
i am copying this joke , thx
2007-01-20 06:55:18 · answer #8 · answered by kiran 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2007-01-20 05:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD QUESTION,AND THE ANSWER IS A SIMPLE ONE , ARE YOU SURE THEY WAS ITALIAN AND NOT IRANIAN
2007-01-20 06:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by meditation and mango juice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋