Victoria Beckham comes down stairs one morning and David is crying in the kitchen.
"What's wrong David?" She asks.
"I've been trying to do this Tiger Jigsaw for ages and I just can't do it!" He replies.
"Oh David" She sighs. "Why don't you go and have a little lie down while I put these Frosties back in the box."
2007-01-20 04:57:57 · 18 answers · asked by Chrisssy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best joke I've heard all day. Thanx lol :D
2007-01-20 05:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Deathwish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if you know but David Beckham did once complete a real jigsaw puzzle. He was so pleased that he showed it to Victoria and said, "Hey I did this puzzle in just three weeks"!
So Victoria said, "And what's so special about that"?
And David said, "Well, it says three to five years on th box"!
2007-01-20 13:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Best one I heard 4 ages
2016-05-24 01:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny 5/10
2007-01-20 05:31:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's quite funny =) 8/10
2007-01-20 05:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why Beckham???
2007-01-20 05:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, too subtle for the yanks.
2007-01-20 07:44:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, very funny. 10 outta 10.
2007-01-20 05:02:28 · answer #8 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up the day job.
2007-01-20 05:02:03 · answer #9 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it is still funny
2007-01-20 06:22:41 · answer #10 · answered by jcraze1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋