Clothing Sale
Bubba didn't know what the sign in the store window meant when he concocted an idea.
The sign said "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair".
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Arkansas, we could make a fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best Texas drawl."
They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ......"
The owner of the shop interrupts, "You're from Arkansas, aren't you?"
"Well...yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How come you know that?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners."
2007-01-20 04:51:51 · 7 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The joke was cute... could have gone well like a blonde joke. What's special about Arkansas residents?? R they all blondes???
2007-01-20 04:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You think with your head on your shoulders, whereas your parents don't. You can't ever change your parents or improve them in any way. Your parents are pessimistic and want only the second or third best of everything for you. Ignore your parents' qualms and do your own things, OK. Just don't listen to them. When they argue, you disappear. Make excuses like going to library. Or go to your bedroom and read books. I hope you have any bit of peace.
2016-05-24 01:00:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
7.3/10
2007-01-20 04:55:31 · answer #3 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe hahaa
2007-01-20 05:00:40 · answer #4 · answered by Bones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol
2007-01-20 09:56:22 · answer #5 · answered by s_lopez_2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!@~
2007-01-20 04:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! that's funny
2007-01-20 05:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋