The man orders fries a cheese burger and a coke.
the ostrich said thankyou and i'll have the same.
That will be £5 and 45 pence said the waitress"
So the man dug into his pocket and brought out the exact money.
The next day back he goes again to the same table.
I'll have fries and sausage and a coffee please"
The ostrich said and i'll have the same".
The waitress said" that will be £6 and 3 pence please".
The man dug into his pocket and brought out the exact money.
A week later back he goes again to the same table,
I'll have steak and salad and a fruit juice please"
I'll have the same said the ostrich"
That will be £10 and 27 pence" said the waitress.
The man dug into his pocket and brought out the exact money.
The waitress asked "how come you always have the correct money"
Well said the man. "A genie granted me 2 wishes and i wished to always have the money to pay for anything i want.The exact money and to never be short." Oh wow she said," that must be great ",
2007-01-20 04:42:20 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
but why the ostrich
well he said" i also asked for a tall bird with long legs and a big bum who agrees with everything i say"
ya can't win em all..
2007-01-20 04:43:39 · update #1
The genie gave me an abusive midget who always smashes things up!
Guess that serves me right for asking for a 3ft pr!ck
2007-01-20 04:47:46 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one,advertisement saying for sale complete set of encyclopedias unused wife knows every thing.
2007-01-20 12:48:06 · answer #2 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, this will be a great joke to cheer up someone who is having a "down" day.
2007-01-20 12:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A variation of a joke which I had posted long back. BTW, check out my Yahoo 360 blog for a lot of jokes:
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-T..eqM4hc6n.vGH4HOx_8xHcFJw-;_ylt=Ahat3GeuW0RkiKhiIh7GdQaqAOJ3?cq=1
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2007-01-20 13:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would like a bird like that agreeing to every thing i say dream on speedy 10/10
2007-01-20 14:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, that was awful. To read a long joke like that you expect something hilarious.
2007-01-20 12:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least he has now 2 small heads to bang
2007-01-20 12:50:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm I know I read this joke somewhere. But funny!
2007-01-20 13:42:47 · answer #8 · answered by solitude_in_dark_places 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I'm stealing your material!
2007-01-20 12:46:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it - the ostrich part...
2007-01-20 12:47:57 · answer #10 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋