Mine is ..."I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was, now what I'm with isn't 'it'"
2007-01-20 04:20:19 · 18 answers · asked by John H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Winston Churchill vrs Lady Astor (Who was well known for putting her foot in it - In WW2 accused those soldiers in Italy of 'dodging out of D-day' when in reality they were going through hell)
Lady Astor (to Churchill) "You, Sir, are Drunk !!!"
Churchill "Yes Madam, and you are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober"
2007-01-20 04:50:46 · answer #1 · answered by David 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't be more surprised if i woke up with my head nailed to the carpet.
2007-01-20 12:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
" If I were married to you I would poison your tea"
Winston Churchill to Lady Astor
"And if I were married to you I would drink it"
2007-01-20 12:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by alan j 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
has to be, life begins at 40 (john lennon) he was shot two weeks later
2007-01-20 12:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again."
2007-01-20 12:35:54 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they always bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
2007-01-20 12:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by Wee-Wah 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
whatever quote comes out of President Bush's mouth, thats my favorite
2007-01-20 12:25:24 · answer #7 · answered by howardlee1977 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I wont call it funny but I like it....
"If two persons think exactly alike then one of them is not required".
2007-01-20 12:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The one for my car repairs!
2007-01-20 12:24:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
one of these days you'll wake up dead and wonder what all the fuss was about.
2007-01-20 12:26:43 · answer #10 · answered by stormyweather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋