and puts it in the cage with the budgie,next morning he awakes 2 find d parrot hovis in d bottom of his cage.so he marches back to the petshop and says to the owner tha t parrot that i bought yesterday is dead...so the owner produces a cockatiel,and he takes ot home and puts it in the cage with the budgie and the next morning he awakes to find the cockatiel dead as a doornail.he marches back to the shop and says i am not being funny mate but i got up this morning and the cockatiel was dead too...so the guys goes to the top of the shop and produces a american vulture..and says this will be sweet because it has a long life span..so he takes it home puts it in the cage with the budgie.5am he hears a big scream,so he runs down stairs and sees the vulture flat out at the bottom of the cage and the budgie stood there without a feather on him,so he says what has happened.............the budgie stuck his chest out ...and said ...phew I had to take my coat of for that one......
2007-01-20 03:08:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WTF is a budgie?
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I really don't. What is it? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's something, likely an animal, from Australia? this little thing? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budgerigar
I'm gonna have to pass on the funny here. I'm not gettin it.
2007-01-20 03:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by Nunya M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I agree with many of the comments and suggestions, here. Definitely don't buy this particular bird for several of the reasons given -- firstly, because you really, really need to educate yourself. I don't agree that you should start small and work your way up to a larger bird! Get the bird that best fits your lifestyle. Today's, and your plans for the future. So many birds are surrendered because real, long term cost, was under estimated, invested time was more than expected, long work hours, marriage, children, etc., etc. Cost, not just for a cage, food, and toys, but also for veterinary care, needs to be taken into consideration. You need to establish yourself and bird with a veterinarian. Hopefully a board certified avian veterinarian -- BEFORE you find yourself in an emergency situation -- even the most cautious find themselves in need of emergency help at some time. Perhaps looking into a local rescue would be helpful. You would have the opportunity volunteer and learn at the same time. Eventually, after learning basics like parrot body language and proper handling techniques, you might try fostering. At least you would find out if you could handle adopting a mature bird, or would better enjoy starting with a baby.
2016-05-24 00:46:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta remember that one. Thumbs up.
Jimy-Joe went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said the Jimmy-Joe, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off.
He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened. "I don't know sur" he replied "but that's the last time I try that budgie jumping"
2007-01-20 03:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by Crash 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nunya M - you don't know what a budgie is? made me laugh more than the joke itself!!
2007-01-20 03:53:49 · answer #4 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Elephant and a mouse in the Jungle,
The Elephant bellows "WHY AM I SO BIG AND STRONG AND YOUR SO SMALL AND WEEK?"
The mouse replies "cos i aint been well"
2007-01-20 03:36:16 · answer #5 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny :)
2007-01-23 23:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by scorpionbabe32 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
2007-01-20 03:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋