a) answer Him
b) ignore Him
2007-01-20 02:58:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd say "yes, Lord, what do you require of me?"
2007-01-20 03:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I'd advise him to call a shrink to deal with his paranoid schizophrenia and delusions of grandeur. Same as I'd do if Dave Koresh or Jim Jones called me.
2007-01-20 11:13:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Calling me....like on the phone? Well I would want to meet him at Starbucks so I could let him know what I think of the horrible religion that has grown in his name and see if he had any suggestions on how to rectify the situation.
2007-01-20 11:01:49 · answer #3 · answered by Medusa 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would answer him and invite him in to dine or have a pop with me and my family.
2007-01-20 11:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by bearwitch1979 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cannot really say. I have call display on my telephone and if his number shows on my screen as "Private number", "Unknown", or "Number unavailable", then I would probably not answer.
2007-01-20 11:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by castle h 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Answer of course - if He's calling me home, fly on gossamer wings (poetic license).
2007-01-20 11:01:56 · answer #6 · answered by padwinlearner 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
As Jesus isn't alive any more, if I thought i heard voices I would check myself in!
2007-01-20 11:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by baroni2486 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Answer Him.
2007-01-20 11:39:33 · answer #8 · answered by bigguy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess it depends how early in the morning he calls
2007-01-20 11:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by Sleepy Satan 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd say get lost Jesus.
2007-01-20 11:07:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How can you answer or ignore something that doesn't exist?
Silly question.
2007-01-20 11:01:56 · answer #11 · answered by Yoda Greene 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋