It was said that in the former USSR ranks in the military were demonstrated according to the amount of facial hair. Thus a totally clean-shaven face was that of a private, while a Hitler-moustache was a corporal's; whereas a moustache was a sargeant's, a goatee was a captain's, a Van Dyke's beard was colonel's...until a full grown beard was that of a general.
One day a full-bearded general in uniform was walking in the army and was saluted by all the soldiers there, when a clean-shaven soldier passed by him without giving him the military salute. The angry general turned back at him and shouted in his face: "PRIVATE! WHY YOU'LL GIVE ME A GENERAL'S SALUTE OR I'LL HAVE YOU COURT-MARTIALLED!!!" The clean-shaven soldier then quickly took off his pants and under-wear and showed the general a tremendous amount of pubic hair "Field-Marshal J K Medjikhov!" he said fiercely with a grim look at the general "Head of the Military Secret Intelligence!" he added firmly!!!
2007-01-20 02:53:09 · 5 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-20 03:02:01 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-20 10:57:39 · answer #2 · answered by R M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-20 10:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-20 11:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-20 11:00:36 · answer #5 · answered by thatgirl127 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋