Don't believe me do you? Oh ye of little Faith........
2007-01-20 02:16:22 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reply: Why don't you Gits stop 'Puling' and
do something yourselves? Why do you expect me to do everything for you?
And stop sending so much advertising crap like cheap Viagra and Plastic Surgery etc. Although I am rather pleased with the
Laser Cloud Cleaner that Mary bought from Walmart. Which is more than I can say for the Multiple Blessing CD we got from Tesco. Absolute junk!.
Anyway, may all you Yahooers enjoy Health, Wealth, and lots of BAs in the New Year.
Oh yes! and my lad sends his best to you too. The wounds in his hands have healed up well, but his feet are giving him Hell.
No more mail please........
2007-01-20 11:37:54 · update #1
Whats up with AIDS & cancer & rape you almighty, all powerful tool? Make sure you post his reply, unless it mirracles it's way into my inbox
2007-01-20 02:24:17 · answer #1 · answered by MaxPower 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Do you really trust the pope.? I'm so sorry. You should trust GOD!
Jeremiah 17:5 This is what the Lord says:
"Cursed is the one who trusts in man, who depends on flesh for his strength and whose heart turns away from the Lord.
17:6 He will be like a bush in the wastelands; he will not see prosperity when it comes.
He will dwell in the parched places of the desert,in a salt land where no one lives.
2007-01-20 02:50:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ask him for Allah's email address.
2007-01-20 02:40:24 · answer #3 · answered by MrPete 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask if he also gets spam emails for Viagra..........
A friend of mine sent me this.......
About two weeks ago, God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the repulsive behavior that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes it is bad on Earth, 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either.....
2007-01-20 02:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Confuzzled 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I wouldn't bother, It gets routed straight into Spam
2007-01-20 02:51:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Ratty' gave it to Hitler but it did not do him any good. He must have asked for the wrong thing! You could try asking God for vision!
2007-01-20 02:31:52 · answer #6 · answered by Plato 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't need an email address. When you hear from God you will always know that you heard from God. It will be something that you will never forget.
2007-01-20 02:23:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The great thing about God is that I can ask Him by myself. Don't need you or the Pope to do it for me. But thanks anyway.
May God Bless you.
2007-01-20 02:20:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't ask Him anything. Just say 'Thank You' from me
2007-01-20 03:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by alan h 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't bother e-mailing the non-existent. Please ask the Pope to stop praying for "world peace", he sounds like a Miss America contestant. Ask him to do something useful, like allowing priests to marry or giving the OK to Catholics to use condoms so they can stop dying of AIDS. While he's at it, he could also get rid of the pedophiles in his church.
2007-01-20 02:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋