Three men, an American, Russian and an African are comparing who's people had achieved the most. So the Russian goes "we were the first in outer space". The American goes "Ha! That's nothing man, we were the first on the moon." The African goes "That's nothing you two! We will be the first to visit the sun!" The American and the Russian shake their heads and laugh. The American says "And how do you suppose you'll do that? You'll be cooked by the time you get there." The Russian agrees with "Yes, its too dangerous!" The African replies "Do you think we are stupid? We'll go at night!"
No offence intended.
2007-01-20 02:01:36 · 12 answers · asked by discombobulated girl 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I agree its a stupid and somewhat racist joke, but i'd have thought there'd be plenty versions.
2007-01-20 02:13:08 · update #1
The question was " What's the version you've heard? ", not do you think this is a racist offensive joke. Thank you to those who actually answered the question.
2007-01-21 07:12:19 · update #2
a blonde was the african a brunette was the american and a redhead was the russian but otherwise it was the same
2007-01-20 02:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard the same variation of three men sitting around a campfire drinking beer. The first makes a claim, tosses his can in the air and says, "Mmmm... Whatever kind of beer it is", and shoots his can in midair. The second I know made a claim, tossed his beer and said, "Mmmmm... Old Milwaulkie", shooting his can in midair. And the third makes a statement, tosses his can but then shoots himself or an animal or something??? The last guy is the idiot, and the beer he's drinking is the punchline...
I haven't heard it in years. If you've heard the whole thing I'd be interested in all of it. (It's a bit less offensive than the Russian/African/American joke cause you can make all three from the same country... America...LOL)
2007-01-20 02:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by Nunya M 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I heard something like that a few monthes ago, only it was a blonde instead of an African.
2007-01-20 02:37:47 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the version i heard is with a brunette , a redhead and a blonde. But other than that it's the same version.
2007-01-20 02:17:04 · answer #4 · answered by SIVA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it with a russian, american, and a blonde.
2007-01-20 02:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None taken, and not all black people have very dark skin, so what's the point of the joke that needs an answer?
2007-01-20 02:08:43 · answer #6 · answered by yahoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah i love that joke
thats the only version i have heard
2007-01-20 02:08:10 · answer #7 · answered by all4chanel203 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First i have never herd it before and two I didn't get it
2007-01-20 02:59:07 · answer #8 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your are right .. it's a very old joke.
2007-01-20 02:07:41 · answer #9 · answered by The Doc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm......very old and pretty stupid
2007-01-20 02:06:41 · answer #10 · answered by nothingman_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋