A passer-by saw a dozen gorgeus blondes whose heads were badly wounded, and one brunette that was in good condition. "What happened to them?" he asked. "Nothing really" she replied "except that I drew a line on the ground and challenged them if they could pass from under it!!!"
A blonde was thrown by a rock in her chest, she looked behind her to see who did it!"
A blonde visited her cousin; who was also a blonde. There she found her listening to an empty tape. "What the hell are you doing?" she asked her "Oh! I love it! It actually relaxes my nerves!" The blonde -feeling she had to do something in order to combat that stupid attitude of her cousin- asked her "Great! May I borrow it from you; as I really need relaxing my nerves too?" "Sure You can!" replied her cousin in a generous manner. The blonde took the tape and erased it!!!
Hearing that carrots were good for the eye-sight, a blonde stabbed two of them in her eyes!
2007-01-20 01:35:27 · 14 answers · asked by Mehmet Azk 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome the first one was my favourite
2007-01-20 01:42:02 · answer #1 · answered by plehaq 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not exactly funny, kind of painful- for the blondes in the jokes, i mean.
2007-01-20 09:40:20 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-20 09:49:38 · answer #3 · answered by Asian Princess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All good except the last one.really ruined the mood
2007-01-20 10:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by The Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good and funny jokes. I like dumb blonde jokes.
2007-01-20 09:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could find funnier blonde jokes, they were ok.
2007-01-20 10:24:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Killing Loneliness♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, not terribly funny, but somewhat cute.
2007-01-20 09:49:48 · answer #7 · answered by istitch2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
These r not blonde jokes but blunt jokes HEHEHEHEHEHE.
2007-01-20 09:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha they put a smile on my face. good job âº
2007-01-20 10:55:29 · answer #9 · answered by BRITT! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. :-D THAT WAS FUNNY. i really liked the last one.
2007-01-20 10:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by derrick b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋