the other day isent my wife a huge pile of snow
i rang her up and said'dya get my drift'
i went to the supermarket and said'this vinegar has lumps in it''assistant said''cos they are pickled onions'
i went to the gym and asked'can you teach me to do the splits''man says ''how flexible are you''i said'well i can make tuesdays and thursdays''
i was having dinner with a chess champ.the tablecloth was checkered.it took him 2 hours to pass the salt
i met a duch girl who wore inflatable shoes.i phoned her to make a date but she had popped her clogs.
i was in the pub and said to my mate''do you want a game of darts''he said''ok nearest the bull starts''he said''BAA'' i said 'MOO' he said ok your nearest.
2007-01-20 01:00:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
get a life rix.
2007-01-20 01:09:17 · update #1
I went to a seafood disco,
I pulled a muscle
My friend died in a bowl of muesli,
A strong currant pulled him in.
I bet the butcher £50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf,
He said no, the steaks are too high.
I went to buy some camoflage trousers,but...
I couldn't find any
2007-01-20 03:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good - the chess champ & the Dutch girl were best.
2007-01-20 09:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha hah the dart one's brill mate lol
2007-01-20 09:04:34 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm cheered up thank you. I like the chess champ one best.
2007-01-20 09:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I liked the splits one
2007-01-20 09:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Marky B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-20 09:13:12 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
they were all pretty good 10/10
2007-01-20 10:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They cheered me up and I liked all of them.
2007-01-20 09:08:07 · answer #8 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If they weren't written so impossibly then probably.
2007-01-20 09:06:50 · answer #9 · answered by ubaer 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Two of them did, the rest were RUBBISH!!
2007-01-20 09:09:44 · answer #10 · answered by Shinny 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋