Guitar jokes
Q: How do you make him stop playing?
A: Put notes on it!
Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?
A: Pick on someone your own size!
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.
Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
A: Counterpoint.
Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".
Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?
Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
this joke can b understood by a guitarist..!
2007-01-19 22:06:54 · 10 answers · asked by Subway_DNA 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yea, I AM A GUITARIST!!
and i understood all of them!
i do lead, which one do u do??
by the way, THANKS 4 the LAUGH!
2007-01-20 18:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by Annoymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I'm a guitarist and now you're making me 'fret'. I'll have to go back to China to Tu Ning. Nah, not really, just stringing you along. I couldn't go because I can't find my G string. Besides I might be made into a robot and have my top nut changed into a machine head. Then instead of ears I'd have a sound hole. Mind you I could go electric to see what I could pick up. Just go over the bridge providing I'm not strapped. Then they'd need to lead me on. My friend Jack Plug and his cousin Jack Socket could help. As long as they know the score.
2007-01-20 08:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So which one would I laugh at ?
I'm not a guitarist but I know you can't tun a fish.
so , should I laugh now ?
2007-01-20 08:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha,is your g string wound or unwound??? that is the question- D
2007-01-20 06:11:11 · answer #4 · answered by Debby B 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And I am not a guitarist!!!!
2007-01-20 06:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh fiddle sticks
2007-01-20 06:34:19 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ãvery funny..!
thanks 4 the laugh.......
2007-01-20 07:18:17 · answer #7 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good.
2007-01-20 06:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by DavidNH 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
not bad!
2007-01-20 06:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by natalia 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol ... thanks for those...oh and I am a guitarist...
2007-01-20 06:11:13 · answer #10 · answered by ♠EmilyJayne♠ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋