A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.
"Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to have to come back."
The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up and they disappear."
"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."
Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office.
"Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks.
"Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made."
"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.
"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.
"Lady," the doctor reports, "those aren't bags, those are your boobs, and if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"
2007-01-19 21:38:08 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe! that's a cracker thanks! (I wonder how many people will say "I dont get it")
2007-01-19 21:41:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Lol! Christians should LOVE this joke, especially my mom, since she's always complaining about the immorality of plastic surgery. Um, for that guy that said that he didn't bother to read it because it's a God joke, why the hell did you even click on the question link?! The questioner WARNED you that it was about God! It's not like they sneaked up on you! Point-greedy person.
2016-03-29 05:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on all she really needed off the doctor was a screw
oops bet my answer will get a notice but 10/10
2007-01-20 17:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God... Oh my God.... toooooo good.
She tightened the screws to THAT extent... and now a beard, if it actually means what I am imagining then I doubt what kind of designer clothes she must be wearing !!!
2007-01-20 05:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one 10/10 that'll teach her to start screwing around with her face.
2007-01-20 07:13:21 · answer #5 · answered by d1ckdeckard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch !!! That's a good one...
Must be very popular in Beverly Hills these days.
I am a big fan of Your jokes, You know that.
Aaron.
2007-01-19 23:40:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like one screwed up lady ! haha
2007-01-19 21:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Love it! I've heard it before (long time ago), but couldn't remember the details..
Thanks for bringing it back around! :)
2007-01-19 21:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by seaofcolour 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i don't get it! 8/10
2007-01-20 00:01:32 · answer #9 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i thought it was funny the first time i heard....after that it is not so funny anymore
2007-01-19 22:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by nikki 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
cant stop laughing
2007-01-20 04:11:11 · answer #11 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋