”The Horses are at the Starting gate”
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Dick
9. Heavy Bosom
10. Merry Cherry
”And away they go!…”
”Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate lady is caught between Thighs, Big Dick is in a very dangerous spot.”
In the back stretch:
”It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.”
Around the final turn:
”Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming.”
At The Finish:
”It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat.”
“It’s Big Dick!”
“Big Dick!”
“Oh wait, Passionate Lady is coming!”
“Passionate Lady is coming!”
“But Big Dick comes through with one final sprint and …wins by a head. Bare Belly shows. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull up.”
”The winner, Big Dick by a head.”
“Clean Sheets never had a chance!”
2007-01-19 21:27:25 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-19 21:28:14 · update #1
wow thats so old it's been years since I heard that
A Day at the races Owain Carter
but I loved it more when derick and clyde did it
cool memorie, the BumLobsters were hysterical also!
2007-01-19 21:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma so fat, she couldn't fit in my jokes yo mamma so fat, shes half italian, half irish, and half american yo mamma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, cars slow down yo mamma so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get in her pockets. yo mamma so fat, the natinal weather service names each of her farts yo mamma so fat, the she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale yo mamma so fat, her graduation picture was an ariel photograph yo mamma so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they install speed bumps yo mamma so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store yo mamma so dumb, she missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 bus twice yo mamma so poor, when i rang her doorbell she said ''DING'' yo mamma so poor, i asked if i could use her washroom she said pick a corner. yo mamma so ugly she trick-or-treats over the phone yo mamma house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
2016-03-29 05:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow big dick won by a head boom boom10/10
2007-01-19 21:52:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's a wonder the 2 nuts beside big dick didn't slap him silly !!!!
GREAT JOKE THOUGH....
2007-01-27 08:16:20 · answer #4 · answered by jc 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hehehe>>> a good commentary on horse racing>>>had a heartful of laugh>>>>great work>>>>>I love your jokes.
2007-01-19 21:38:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was the dirtiest joke i have ever heard. But very funny
2007-01-26 03:07:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LoL best 1 i've ever seen
2007-01-26 00:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan Willcox 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha well planned
and thought out joke
v.good 8/10
2007-01-19 21:32:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I always put my money on big dick! lol! good one!
2007-01-27 19:25:24 · answer #9 · answered by GgMac 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha. You got some good jokes.
2007-01-24 11:52:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋