THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2007-01-19 21:26:02 · 28 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is excellent. I found it really funny. Thanks for brightening up my day.
2007-01-19 21:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by Red Devil Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but I figured out the punchline halfway through.
2007-01-19 21:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!
2007-01-19 22:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by brefbaybay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FAB....10/10.XXX
2007-01-20 00:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by annie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's a real funny one!
2007-01-19 21:44:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard one similar years ago but still good
2007-01-20 00:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-01-19 21:40:01 · answer #7 · answered by H0NEY~BEE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one. Very funny!
2007-01-19 21:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by jeeps 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-19 23:03:35 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Very Funny!!!
2007-01-20 02:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by mythboff56 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha i bet similar
things have really happened
in life ha ha.7/10
2007-01-19 21:30:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋