One day a priest and a nun went golfing.
The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."
The nun, shocked, warned him "God will get you for that."
The next hole the same thing occurred. After the preist screamed "G** Damn It! Missed again" the nun repeated her warning "God will get you for that!"
On the third hole, the priest again missed, and cursed, but before the nun could repeat her warning, a bolt of lightning came down from the heavens and struck the nun dead.
A deep voice from the clouds boomed out "G** Damn It! Missed again!".
2007-01-19 20:23:14 · 32 answers · asked by snickers 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just so all of you know, I am not offending
Catholics.
2007-01-19 20:31:39 · update #1
i am NOT insluting anybody or anything what so ever.
2007-01-20 05:35:51 · update #2
Yeah, pretty amusing. Didn't split my side, but chuckled.
2007-01-19 20:26:34 · answer #1 · answered by nope 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yup funny ... heres one of mine .....
theres this holy nun who always pray n do good deeds. one day , some mishap happens ... so to the priest she went .
Nun : Father , Father . i did something terribly wrong
Father Priest : what is it my child ?
Nun : i accidentally touch the men's tool ....
Father : worry not my child .. just dip in ur hands in the holy water . u will be holy again .
so the nun did what the Father says n goes home happy .
oh, im Holy again ...
few weeks later ...
Nun : Father , Father .. could u get a fresh holy water .....
Father : why my child ?
Nun : i need to gaggle !!!!
2007-01-23 20:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Trish S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-01-20 01:25:45 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is funny, but be sure you aren't offending someone who is Catholic. The reason I don't find it offensive, as many jokes about religion and ethnic groups can be, is because it really doesn't put (not "PUTT") anyone down; it's just the scaffold for the punch line.
2007-01-19 20:29:41 · answer #4 · answered by curious1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice
2007-01-19 20:26:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah thats so funny i love it u would have made my sis upset but who cares its hilarious, best joke i have heard in a long time. LOL
2007-01-27 19:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>that's a funny one>>>>even God misses his targets>lol
2007-01-19 21:02:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
shocking how some people think that GOD curses ha
2007-01-26 10:36:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well "Young & Confused" you obiviously are what your name says because I am Catholic and dont find it one bit offensive. It doesnt slag anyone so buy a SOH
2007-01-26 02:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow that is funny. I can laugh at that because i can and you aren't insulting anyone. trust me. people just take things to seriously
2007-01-25 09:32:26 · answer #10 · answered by zad813 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋